Wendell Hehena Letter To Harry Kim

Mayor Harry Kim
25 Aupuni Street
Hilo, Hawaii 96720

Dear Mayor Kim,

I have an idea that I would like to share with you about your 
beautiful town! 

The other day, I was sitting around eating Doritos with my pet 
mongoose, "Cedrick". (I got Cedrick from an intoxicated bassoon 
player a few years ago.) 

Anyway, we were wondering if it might be possible to change 
the name of the city of Hilo to;

Gi-lo

Cool huh? Kind of what Jennifer Lopez did with her name, but 
much more emotionally complex.

Will you please write to me and tell me how to get this done? 
I am very motivated and I have good people skills and I think 
you are the best mayor ever! Please make a bumper sticker that 
says, "Harry Kim Rules!" so I can put it on my skateboard and 
on all the abandoned cars in my neighborhood. I would also be 
willing to carve your initials on the mango tree by Chock's 
store.

Do I need to form a committee? How about a petition? Is a 
campaign song a good thing or does it detract from the issue? 

Someday I may be writing to you and addressing my letter 
to Gi-lo, Hawaii.  This is so exciting! Cedrick and I can't wait!

Sincerely,



P. Wendell Hehena III
Future G-lowan




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