Wendell Hehena Letter To Honolulu Weekly

   Honolulu Weekly
   1200 College Walk, Suite 214
   Honolulu, HI 96817
   
   Dear Honolulu Weekly,
   
   We'd like to run and advertisement in the personal section of your
   newspaper. Would you please examine the following draft and provide me with
   an estimate? We have quite a good budget and Cedrick and I are very
   excited! To increase our chances for success, I'd like to run this every
   day for about three months. My email is not active yet and Cedrick won't
   give me his, so please respond to the return address on the envelope.
   
   
   Personal Section 
   
   Guardian and SM seeks female for meaningful relationship. Preferably
   caucasion, portuguese, hawaiian, japanese, black, asian, filipino, eskimo,
   indian, afghany, iranian, taiwanese, chinese, latina, bolivian, el-
   conquistadorian, rastifarin, polynesian, canadian, irish, welsh, english,
   german, latvian, sweedish, hungarian, russian, norwegian, guamanian, isle
   of wightian, nebraskan, panamanian, morrocian, columbian, liberian,
   frenchian, icelandic-albanian, ghanian, mauritaniaian, easter islandian,
   belizeian, rhode islandian, argentininan-antartican, guacomolian, or
   whoever e-mails first.
   
   Contact P. Wendell Hehena III at p.wendellhehenaIII@aol.com
   
   
   
   Thank you for your prompt response to our inquiry. Cedrick is not getting
   any younger. 
   
   
   Sincerely,
   
   
   P. Wendell Hehena III
   Classified Ad Enthusiast





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