Wendell Hehena Letter To Aloha Airlines

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Aloha Airlines
P.O. Box 30028
Honolulu, HI 96820

Dear Aloha Airlines,

I will be traveling soon with my pet mongoose, "Cedrick"
in First Class. I got Cedrick from a deaf accordion player
who was high on amphetamines. Cedrick and I are really 
looking forward to our vacation!

Would it be possible to bring Cedrick with me in first class?
He has a car seat and flight goggles. Will you bring him Mac nuts 
and small (FRESH ONLY!) grapes?

Would it be OK if he sat in the pilots seat, briefly before we
take off? He can't really fly the plane. (Feet won't reach the
pedals.)

Please write and let me know about this.

Sincerely,



P. Wendell Hehena III
Air Travel Enthusiast

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