Humor

What is life without humor? B-O-R-I-N-G. Here are some explorations into my kind of humor. Stuff that I have naughtily created and messed with (much of it with the help of fans and friends). This is silly stuff that makes me laugh. Here's hoping you'll have a few giggles too...

with aloha,
Keola Beamer

P. Wendell Hehena III

Keola has the very unfortunate hobby of writing to Hawaii politicians and major companies under the pen name, "P. Wendell Hehena III." For those in the know, "Hehena" is the Hawaiian word for "Lunatic."

In the following correspondences, Mr. Hehena's heart overflows with love for his pet mongoose, "Cedrick."

Cedrick's Great, Great, Great Grandfather, "Tinkles" Upon His Arrival To The Big Island Circa 1903

P. Wendell Hehena's (Keola's) Letters....

• Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall
• Aloha Airlines
• Hawai'i Island Mayor Harry Kim
• Honolulu Weekly
• Poipu Beach Golf Course
• Kaua'i Limousine
• Finance Factors
• Cedrick Writes to Macy's
• Hormel Corporation - Makers Of Spam
• Ex-Girlfriend - Francine Inomoto
• Zippy's Restaurant
• City and County of Honolulu - Refuse Division
• Its a Miracle - Cedrick is Alive!
• Cedrick is producing the play without me! He must be stopped!

Bent Hawaiian Phrases

Sure we all know the words Aloha and Mahalo ... but.....for a special visit to Hawaii, Live on the wild side! Astound the natives! Keola shares these Slightly Bent Hawaiian Phrases for the seasoned Traveler:

Spam Haiku

The therapy has failed. Keola continues to collect haiku poetry written about Spam.