Poipu Bay Golf Course

Poipu Bay Golf Course
2250 Ainako St.
Koloa, Kauai, HI 96756

Dear Poipu Bay Golf Course,

I am interested in playing your golf course for about a week.

I travel with "Cedrick" my beloved pet mongoose. I got 
Cedrick several years ago from a midget balloon pilot.

I have trained Cedrick over the years to retrieve my golf balls 
and return them to me. He's quite good at this and is rarely deterred 
from his duties (except for when we share a few too many sips of the old 
Captian Jack, whereupon hefalls asleep in the cart and snores like a 
son of a B.)

Anyway, Cedric has a very small build, and rides in a specially 
designed pocket on the outside of my golf bag. He pops his little 
head out when I tee off and if he hears filthy swear words (me) he knows 
that I have badly sliced or hooked the shot. Then he streaks out across 
the course to get my ball. Sometimes he accidentally retrieves a ball in
play that is not ours. Over the years, I have noticed that he has gotten
much more adept at dodging the hurled clubs of other golfers. 

Please write to me and let me know that its OK for Cedrick to join 
me in my golf game at your beautiful golf course. I am looking at one of 
your pamphlets now! Exquisite! Cedrick and I very much look forward to 
our trip!

   
Sincerely,
   
   
   P. Wendell Hehena III
   Golf Enthusiast


P.S. Please understand that Cedrick cannot wear golf shoes. (Feet too small)




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