Finance Factors, Ltd.

Finance Factors, Ltd.
1164 Bishop Street
Honolulu, HI 96813


Dear Finance Factors,

If I opened a large account in your bank, could you help me 
set up a trust fund for me beloved companion animal, "Cedrick"?

I would like to be sure that if I were to "bite the big one" or 
"kick the bucket" or "give up the ghost" or just plain "peter out"
that Cedrick would be well taken care of. 

I could probably leave my honking fortune to the March of Dimes 
or the American Heart Association or something noble like that, 
but I'm just going to give it to Cedrick. Then if he wants 
female companionship, hell, he can just buy it.

Cedrick is my pet mongoose. I got him from a guy who had 
suffered a concussion during a bowling tournament. Cedrick is 
in good health, doesn't smoke and rarely drinks. Now, me on 
the other hand,  geez.. that's another story. That's why I'm 
guessing I'd better start thinking about little Cedricks future, 
now, while I am still sane.

Please write me and tell me how I can leave my gigundo fortune to 
Cedrick. 


Sincerely,
   

P. Wendell Hehena III
Mongooseatarian




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