Hormel Foods Corporation (Spam)

SPAM
Hormel Foods Corporation
1 Hormel Place
Austin, MN 55912


Dear People Who MAke Spam,

I am embloyed by my own buisisnesss and i try to make stuff too.

Ungortunately, business is bot too good, bevause Cedrick is a 
constnt intterupton.

Here is my current resume;

1961-2006 person who enjoys spam

Woukld you wite to me and let me know if I culd work there? 
You wouldnt have to pay me, I just really like Spam.

Sincerely,
   

P. Wendell Hehena III
Spam Enthusiast

PS soory about typos, Cedrick is flatulatatin and its very distracting.




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