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This is the actual letter sent to Hawaii's prime concert venue - The Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall in Honolulu. Please support our website so we can pay for Keola's therapy and discourage him from this behavior.

Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall
1132 Bishop Street
Honolulu, HI 96813


Dear Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall,

While watching my pet mongoose "Cedrick" stand on his 
hind legs and parade around with a small cotton ball 
on the top of his head. I was fascinated by his uncanny 
resemblance to Albert Einstein.

For a second there, I thought I was in the presence of 
the great master himself, then I adjusted the lighting 
(by turning it on) and noticed that it was just Cedrick.

Do you think you might be interested in a stage play 
about Albert Einstein starring Cedrick? We'd like to 
call it;

Albert Einstein - the really early, formative years

I am still conceptualizing it, but I see it as an artistic 
homage to the great physicist. Cedrick would be in his cute 
little costume and move to certain positions on the stage, 
where he would stop and think deeply about stuff like light 
and gravity. 

I think this could sell out your theatre! Please let me 
know your thoughts and if you decide you'd like to do 
it, please give me a few days to catch Cedrick. He's really 
hard to get when he hides under the hot tub.

Thank you for your consideration, we have an attractive 
budget and I so look forward to seeing Cedrick on your 
beautiful stage!

Sincerely,



P. Wendell Hehena III
Playwright & Albert Einstein Enthusiast


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