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Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall
This is the actual letter sent to Hawaii's prime concert venue - The Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall in Honolulu. Please support our website so we can pay for Keola's therapy and discourage him from this behavior.
Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall 1132 Bishop Street Honolulu, HI 96813 Dear Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall, While watching my pet mongoose "Cedrick" stand on his hind legs and parade around with a small cotton ball on the top of his head. I was fascinated by his uncanny resemblance to Albert Einstein. For a second there, I thought I was in the presence of the great master himself, then I adjusted the lighting (by turning it on) and noticed that it was just Cedrick. Do you think you might be interested in a stage play about Albert Einstein starring Cedrick? We'd like to call it; Albert Einstein - the really early, formative years I am still conceptualizing it, but I see it as an artistic homage to the great physicist. Cedrick would be in his cute little costume and move to certain positions on the stage, where he would stop and think deeply about stuff like light and gravity. I think this could sell out your theatre! Please let me know your thoughts and if you decide you'd like to do it, please give me a few days to catch Cedrick. He's really hard to get when he hides under the hot tub. Thank you for your consideration, we have an attractive budget and I so look forward to seeing Cedrick on your beautiful stage! Sincerely, |
The reply...


P. Wendell Hehena III
Playwright & Albert Einstein Enthusiast