Letter to Zippy's

Zippys Restaurants
1765 South King Street
Honolulu, HI 96826

Dear Zippys,

I was dining at your Kahala restaurant recently when I
noticed something that I wanted to share with you.

The waitresses were all very nice, very gracious and;

VERY YOUNG

Why don't you have any really old people working there?
I'm not talking senior citizen here. I'm talking old. REALLY OLD.
Like that ancient Japanese lady in the newspaper who is 115
years old and makes origami from her wheelchair. I'd bet she'd 
make one hell of a cocktail waitress! All she needs is a chance!

Perhaps you people may not think that humongo-generians belong 
in the work place, but I disagree heartily.  Having a really, 
old waitress in your restaurant would allow the saimin to cool 
considerably before it reached the customer. No more "my tongue
is burning" complaints.

Please write to me an assure me that you will look into this. I
look forward to dining in your fine restaurant and being served 
by a really old person.


Sincerely,



P. Wendell Hehena III
Elderly Waitress Enthusiast

P.S. I ordered a spam-musubi thing for Cedrick and took it home. He
liked it and wanted to say thanks.



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