Kaua'i Limousine

Kauai Limousine
3901 Mokulele Loop
Lihue, HI 96766-9705

Dear Kauai Limousine,

I would like to engage the services of your best vehicle and 
driver for about a week during our visit to your beautiful Island.

I am pretty sure we are going to be staying at the Hyatt.

I am writing to ask if you have a car seat for “Cedrick”, my pet 
mongoose. I got Cedrick from a professional tiddlywink player. 

Mostly, we’d like to play golf and tennis and visit your beaches. 
You might think a mongoose would be a little uncomfortable in the 
sun, but I got Cedrick a little Dodgers cap and I put  some lotion 
(SPF 600) on his head, just to be safe. Please have several cases 
of Fresca available and some Gummy Bears (red only).

Cedrick likes to ride FACING THE FRONT. Once he sat looking towards
the rear and he became absolutely livid. He’s very particular about 
certain things. Can you blame him?

I would also personally really appreciate it if you could avoid 
driving by any cows. Cedrick has developed some sort of a weird 
attachment to them and it delays us considerably.

Please write me to let me know that you can accommodate our needs. 
We are so looking forward to our visit! Cedrick and I cant wait!

Sincerely,


P. Wendell Hehena III
Limousine Enthusiast




P.S. Please put a small piece of gaffing tape over the power window 
switch on Cedrick's side of the vehicle.




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