Ms. Francine Inomoto
Penthouse 10
Yacht Harbor Towers
1650 Ala Moana Blvd.
Honolulu, HI 96815-1432
My Dearest Francine,
I'm pretty sure this doesn't violate the terms of the
restraining order you filed against me as I am not
technically inside this envelope. Although my words
and thoughts are in your hand job, my physical
presence is the agreed upon 100 miles away. A
little "court" humor there. Ha Ha!
I just wanted to say "mahalo" for freeing me from the
awful desires of the flesh that haunted me for so many
years. For some reason, probably because you are a
stone fox and an incredibly beautiful chick, my sexual
fascination seemed to be at its worst when I was near
you, or in your neighborhood, or lurking in the vicinity
of your workplace, or trying to take pictures of you in
the gym, or stealing your lacy underthings from the
laundromat, but I digress.
To this day, when I think of you covered in silky,
sudsy shampoo, massaging your tender thighs with a
washcloth, the hot water streaming down your beautiful -
WHOOPS! That was the old me! Sorry Francine. Sorry.
Francine, I promise I won't come by your workplace
anymore wearing a Mexican sombrero and pretending to
deliver the Big Burrito Special. Neither will I ring
your apartment door-bell and pretend that I am
the Pizza Hut guy. Wow, who knew about rich people
and their "peephole" technology? Sorry about all of
that Francine. So I was wondering if you would give me
another chance to massage you redeem myself?
Perhaps you might be interested in attending a play
I have produced for my "significant other" (Cedrick) that
was inspired by the great Albert Einstein? I'm pretty sure
that it will be opening shortly at the Neal S. Blaisdell
Concert Hall. I'll hold a ticket for you, if you would like.
And no more "popcorn mischief" this time. Francine, I
would so love to fondle see you again.
Perhaps if you are not free, your attorney would want
to see the show. She was HOT! Excellent! Could I have
her phone number? I enjoyed the passion of her
heaving-breast arguments.
Holding on to a big one for you,
P. Wendell Hehena III
Reformed Stalking Enthusiast In Full Compliance of Restraining Order #546738-09
issued by Judge Walter Chuddy in the First Circuit Court of the United States
of America So Help Me God.
cc: Cedrick
P.S. Sorry Francine, I just realized I should
have not closed my letter by saying, "Holding on
to a big one for you", I must be more careful
with my word erection. selection.
P.M.S. I still have the video :-)
© 2006 Keola Beamer Productions, Inc.
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