Cedrick Is Producing The Play Without Me!

An alert reader and my friend, Tom Lunneberg sent me this astonishing piece of information.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CEDRICK HAS GONE AND PRODUCED THE PLAY WITHOUT ME .. the little bastard!

My feelings are strangely mixed. On the one hand, I am happy that Cedrick is alive and well, but on the other hand, I am really pissed off that he is stealing my "ideas".

I am currently huddled with attorneys. What to do? What to do? Can one actually serve a summons to a mongoose?

Yours in confusion,

Keola Beamer